My fairy tale adventure through BeautifulPeople.com.
By Jessica Walker
Once upon a time, in a cyberland far, far away there was a simple girl named Jessica Walker sitting in dismay. She found herself in a dating slump, wondering if her looks were the reason why she was attracting so many chumps. So she sat in front of her mirror one day to assay, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, am I beautiful at all?” The mirror replied, “Only the people of cyberland will tell, you’ll have to register with BeautifulPeople.com to see if you fair well.”
Jessica had never heard of this place, could there be such a showcase; she only knew her mirror would not lead her into disgrace.
Excited for her new journey Jessica wondered on her way, learning all she could before putting herself out there on display. As she read more and more she began to understand, that new members are only added if their image is in demand. The suitors of the opposite sex are in control of this site, they rate new members on a scale from one to ten before they are deemed alright.
After reading this Jessica began to wonder, “Could this site really be the end-all to this question I ponder.” She decided to take a chance and completed a profile, picking an image that seemed worthwhile.
With fingers crossed she hit submit then waited and watched for the suitors to permit. Wishing and hoping for a seven, eight, nine or ten, anything that would show her beauty among men.
Jessica then asked the mirror before going to sleep that night, “Do you see me fairing well among the suitors on this site?” The mirror replied, “48 hours will surely tell, for the suitors have this time to dwell. But sleep well tonight my dear as I am sure your beauty will appear, for it’s now in the hand of cyberland so there is truly nothing to fear.”
Stay tuned this week to see how this fairy tale ends; will Jessica find her beauty among the cyberland men?
Until next time, here’s to keeping you Safer in the City!